Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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