There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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