So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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