I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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