Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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