what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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