Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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