I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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