That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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