Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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