Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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