they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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