Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I fill condoms, not promises.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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