my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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