So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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