I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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