is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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