I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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