He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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