i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We need a shit load of segways right now
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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