New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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