Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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