So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Boobs are out for the taking
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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