About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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