I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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