Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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