Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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