Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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