whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Randomize
