i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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