He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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