Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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