margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just cut my nipple shaving
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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