i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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