party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
