at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
whose ass print is on the piano?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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