By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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