All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
