Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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