On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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