We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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