I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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