We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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