There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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