i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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