Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
