It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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