isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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