I'm really into asian looking animals
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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