is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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