she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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