put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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