morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
